A taxi passenger leaned forward to ask the driver a question, gently tapping him on a shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a truck, drove over the curb and plowed through the window of a store. Still shaking, the driver turned to the passenger and asked "Are you OK? I am sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me." The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver. "But I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle you so badly," he added. "No, no," said the driver. "It's my fault. Today is my first day driving a taxi. I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years."
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